“Lost in Thailand” Becomes “Lots in Thailand” to Become “Land Lost to Thais”
However, as one trend becomes popular, it has given rise to another. The local Thai residents in Chiang Mai have gone online in droves to complain about the impolite and rude behavior of these Chinese...
View ArticleHot Water Kettles Confiscated, Chinese Guests Can’t Eat Instant Noodles at...
By going on vacation, one leaves their home for a new destination. Tourists will bring along remnants of their lifestyles in their luggage. When this luggage is comprised of instant noodles to feed a...
View ArticleInternational Systematic Discrimination Against Chinese Tourists: Must Have...
You may be Chinese, you may be a nice guy, you may always put down the toilet seat, you may that one guy to volunteer with: "If it's all the same to you, I'll drive that tanker." All these things may...
View ArticleThe Official Policy to Curb Rude Chinese Tourists of 2006: Or, So Long As We...
The year was 2006. Denise Richards alleged Charlie Sheen hit her face, Dick Cheney accidentally shot his hunting pal in the face while Lance Bass admited he enjoyed shots to the face. Hong Kong...
View ArticleMainland Tourists Complain of Late Bus Through Tears and Self-Victimization
When somebody says, "I'll be there in a jiffy," are you cognizant of the latent evil that forebodes in that statement? Are you aware that evil forces are afoot to prevent things from happening on time,...
View Article“Lost in Thailand”: It’s Funny Because We Are Their Financial Superiors, Ha$ Ha$
Here's the pitch for a road trip movie based in China: a domineering laowai businessman who patronizes the locals as being "always lazy" teams up with a laowai redneck who is fixated upon the crass...
View Article“The Dishonest American Series”: Disparity Between Chinese, English Versions...
When he eventually makes his way back to King's Landing, all the other brave knights will have a josh at the emasculated Ser Liu. "Disarmed? By a girl?" Ser Liu's bro-in-arms will chortle as the...
View ArticleTop Travel Tips for Chinese Tourists: The Sinopathic Guide to Problem-Free...
Sinopathic has identified some of the causes of this bad behavior, and is publishing the following tips. These tips are not necessarily China-orientated, but then there are some that refer directly to...
View ArticleWest Lake, Chinese Footbath: About Face With a Turn of the Heel
If it seems like "face" has been lost, then it has. Because "face" isn't something you actually lose; it's something you think you lose. Continue reading →
View ArticleSix Meter-High Maitreya Bodhisattva Statue on Qianling Mountain is Climbed By...
Here is the full translation from "Tourists Deface 6-Meter High Gold Buddha With Vandalism, Is Only an Illusion, Life Still Suffering". Continue reading →
View ArticleTourists Deface 6-Meter High Gold Buddha With Vandalism, Is Only an Illusion,...
But, there are cultural reasons why Chinese need to "to express wishes in their hearts" - it's because taking the abstract and intangible and committing it into readable text is equivalent to making...
View ArticleChinese Tourists Caught By US Government Shutdown, Feelings Hurt
As the political divide deepens in the US in which the pluralism of government inspires the use of freedoms and laws as tools against itself, there is an ignored victim of the US government shutdown....
View ArticleRobot Tour Guide Broken by Tourists Is Replaced By “Live People”
A "live person" can't substitute for a robot when the role of the robot is to show how it can substitute for a "live person", but that doesn't matter - Chinese tourists don't have something to grope...
View ArticleMonks Beat Up Female Tourist with Hammers, “Unarmed” Perk Revoked
A female tourist from Henan alleges that she was beaten with hammers and rocks at Wutai Mountain Temple. By monks. Our beloved Chinese monks - the modest religious order where its cool to walk around...
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